The game Battleship is about to become a movie directed by Peter Berg. I can’t wait for the intense battle scene where they’re yelling at each other about what they’ve sunk.

And:

“Aside from "Battleship” and “Stretch Armstrong,” U is separately developing “Clue” with Gore Verbinski, “Monopoly” with Ridley Scott, “Candyland” with director Kevin Lima, and “Ouija” with Michael Bay’s Platinum Dunes.“

Some things:

1. Clue as a movie? Yeah, right!

2. So glad Michael Bay’s involved with the Ouija movie; I’d hate to see it handled by some hack who couldn’t properly execute the necessary psychic explosions.

3. Russell Crowe is gonna be so awesome as the Monopoly Guy.