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    • Zed Moonstein Makes a Friend
    • Crying Laughing
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July 30, 2009 Lance Rubin
i’m reading this book right now.  it’s the most intimidating book i’ve ever set out to read.
you can’t tell from this screen-shot, but it’s a mammoth boulder of book, with way too many words crammed on each page.
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i’m reading this book right now.  it’s the most intimidating book i’ve ever set out to read.

you can’t tell from this screen-shot, but it’s a mammoth boulder of book, with way too many words crammed on each page.

i’ve owned it since 2001. but it’s been sitting in my old bedroom in my parents’ house till 2 months ago.  because it scared me.  my buddy zack was supposed to also read infinite jest this summer.  that was what inspired me to bring it to brooklyn.  but, as it turns out, he has to, like, read lots of books for his job, so he doesn’t have time to read this frighteningly large 1000+ page colossus.  i respect that.

as it turns out, i’m not utterly alone in my pursuit, as there’s an entire website, infinitesummer.org, that is reading the book this summer.  and setting deadlines.  and posting blog entries about it.  very helpful motivation.  though i’m pretty behind on their reading deadlines, i’ve made it through almost 300 pages.  i’m so pathetically proud of myself.

more thoughts on the book itself soon.

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  • creative guidance
    • Dec 21, 2015 Don’t Be Afraid to Smash the Glass Dec 21, 2015
    • Oct 15, 2015 Block Out The Noise and Make the Thing Oct 15, 2015
    • Jan 13, 2015 The Internet Will Always Be Dessert This Year. Jan 13, 2015
    • Jan 6, 2015 Be an Asshole in 2015 Jan 6, 2015
    • Dec 9, 2014 The Things You Have The Most Resistance About Doing Are The Things You Need to be Doing Dec 9, 2014
    • Dec 2, 2014 A Couple of Self-Helpy Books that Changed the Way I Look at the World Dec 2, 2014
    • Nov 11, 2014 The Road to Awesome is Paved with Shit Nov 11, 2014
  • denton thoughts
    • Apr 12, 2016 Official Announcement About DENTON 2: NEW TITLE! RELEASE DATE! Apr 12, 2016
    • Oct 15, 2015 Block Out The Noise and Make the Thing Oct 15, 2015
    • Oct 9, 2015 A deleted scene from DENTON. Don’t judge too hard. Oct 9, 2015
    • Apr 14, 2015 Denton is born. Apr 14, 2015
    • Nov 18, 2014 Let Me Clear Something Up or The Fascinating Phenomenon Whereby Nearly Everyone Gets the Title of My Book Wrong Nov 18, 2014
  • funny haha
    • Dec 22, 2015 Santa Claus’s Candid Thoughts on Popular Xmas Songs Dec 22, 2015
    • Oct 20, 2015 Exclusive Never-Before-Revealed Secrets from the BACK TO THE FUTURE trilogy! Oct 20, 2015
  • interviews
    • Mar 18, 2016 RDCWYAA Ep 3: I.W. Gregorio Mar 18, 2016
    • Mar 8, 2016 I love this interview. Mar 8, 2016
    • Feb 11, 2016 RDCWYAA Ep 2: Becky Albertalli Feb 11, 2016
    • Feb 8, 2016 RDCWYAA Ep 2 Trailer Feb 8, 2016
    • Jan 14, 2016 RDCWYAA Ep 1: Isabel Quintero Jan 14, 2016
    • Jul 2, 2015 thoughts on novel-writing and the emotional breakdown i had last week Jul 2, 2015
    • May 27, 2015 A must-listen Denton interview. May 27, 2015
  • news!
    • Aug 10, 2016 Broadway Bounty Hunter and other stuff Aug 10, 2016
    • Jun 7, 2016 COVERPALOOZA Jun 7, 2016
    • Apr 12, 2016 Official Announcement About DENTON 2: NEW TITLE! RELEASE DATE! Apr 12, 2016
    • Jan 19, 2016 This summer you can see a musical I co-wrote! Jan 19, 2016
    • Nov 10, 2015 The DENTON e-book is $1.99 for a limited time! (ALSO A CONTEST) Nov 10, 2015
    • Oct 1, 2015 Fall YA Scavenger Hunt! Oct 1, 2015
    • Mar 25, 2015 Some March things Mar 25, 2015
  • podcast
    • Aug 10, 2016 Broadway Bounty Hunter and other stuff Aug 10, 2016
    • Jan 22, 2016 A fake-park, a fake-bar, and a sad, sad stoop sale. Jan 22, 2016
    • Jul 30, 2015 Jul 30, 2015
    • May 27, 2015 A must-listen Denton interview. May 27, 2015
    • May 1, 2015 L and R Show: Temmy Maldonado May 1, 2015
    • Feb 13, 2015 Feb 13, 2015
    • Jan 5, 2015 Jan 5, 2015
  • random life words
    • Oct 6, 2015 a short meditation on birthdays Oct 6, 2015
    • Feb 3, 2015 Books my now-one-year-old son loved this year. Feb 3, 2015
    • Jan 13, 2015 The Internet Will Always Be Dessert This Year. Jan 13, 2015
    • Jan 6, 2015 Be an Asshole in 2015 Jan 6, 2015
    • Dec 19, 2014 Things change all the time. RIP Tea Lounge Dec 19, 2014
    • Nov 4, 2014 November 7th, 2004. When I Moved to NYC. Nov 4, 2014
  • things i love
    • Apr 12, 2016 your hair Apr 12, 2016
    • Jan 26, 2016 Books I Loved That You Should Also Consider Reading, Too, As Well: Installment One Jan 26, 2016
    • Jan 23, 2016 ten of my favorite funny first-person narrators Jan 23, 2016
    • Oct 6, 2015 a short meditation on birthdays Oct 6, 2015
    • Feb 3, 2015 Books my now-one-year-old son loved this year. Feb 3, 2015
    • Jan 30, 2015 Jan 30, 2015
    • Dec 26, 2014 My Favorite TV of 2014 Dec 26, 2014
    • Dec 19, 2014 Things change all the time. RIP Tea Lounge Dec 19, 2014
    • Dec 2, 2014 A Couple of Self-Helpy Books that Changed the Way I Look at the World Dec 2, 2014