me: hey jaden! hey willow!
jaden: what’s up?
willow: hi lance!
me: i’m doing all right. january’s been good. slow audition month, but i’m feeling good about 2011.
jaden: auditions? why don’t you just get your parents to remake a famous movie for you to star in?
willow: yeah, stupid! or at least have them get somebody to produce and write a hit single for you.
me: oh, yeah. good idea! thanks, guys! your worldview isn’t skewed at all! and won’t continue to be for the rest of your lives!